Dear Artforum…

Thanks for showing me who drank what at last night’s art world mixer, for showing me all the smiling professionals and what they had in the way of glasses and scarves. I can’t wait until we’re all comfy and rich (or at least myopic) like the people in your photos. Until then, here’s to pretending it’s about art. 

By saintpassionate  •  Saturday, April 30, 2011  • artbullshit